Anti-Anorexic Shirt

My nickname is Chubbs for a reason. I have always been a big guy. I'm not fat but I'm not skinny either. I am always teased with being big but it doesnt bother me. Today one of my airman teasing me about being chubby and I told him I wasnt fat i was anti-anorexic. A few hours later he says "Hey Sarge, I made you a picture."

Behold the glory.